Dark
- Christian: I wish you could rent a baby for a while.
- Me: I know! I want to play with a baby.
- Jenny: Come help in the kids ministry.
- Christian: Sara? In the kids ministry? She's too dark for the kids ministry. She'd tell the kids how hard life is.
- Me: *laughlaughlaugh* I am great with kids! ... But that's true.
- (...I didn't get it verbatim but it's the gist of it.)
